1. Crazy driver 疯狂的司机
There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried、anxious says, “Herman, be careful just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
Herman says, “I know, but there isn’t just one，there are hundreds!”
2. Go barefoot 光着脚去约会
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.
Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn’t know how tall he was. So the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.
I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date’s and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear．
When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn’t want to hear: “Go barefoot.”