趣味学英文—— 疯狂的司机(Crazy drive)

1. Crazy driver 疯狂的司机

There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried、anxious says, “Herman, be careful just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”

一位高龄老人升着车在高速公路上驾车时,接到了妻子打来的电话。妻子焦急地告诉他说,“赫尔曼,小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说,在280号公路上有一个疯子正在逆行开车!”

Herman says, “I know, but there isn’t just one,there are hundreds!”

赫尔曼说,“我知道,但不是一个,而是成百上千个!”

2. Go barefoot 光着脚去约会

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

念中学的时候,我对自己的身高非常敏感。

Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn’t know how tall he was. So the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.

一次,一位救生员约我出去。事实上,我从未和他并肩站过,因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚,我拿出两双鞋,一双高跟,一双平跟。

I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date’s and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.

我安排哥哥去开门,让他和救生员比比高度,再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。

When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn’t want to hear: “Go barefoot.”

门铃响了,我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息:“你可以光着脚去约会。”

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